Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "What's a light bulb?"

Q: Why did the blond climb over the glass wall?
A: To see what’s on the other side

Q: How do you get a blond on the roof?
A: Tell her the drinks are on the house

Q: What do you call the blond with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant

Q: How does a blond count?
A: 1 another 1 another 1 another 1

Q: What type of diet does a fat man go on?
A: A See Food Diet, When he sees food he eats it.

Q: What do you call a man with a wooden head?
A: EDWOOD

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and lost at sea?
A: BOB

Q: What do you call a man with a Seagull on his head?
A: CLIFF

Q: What do you call a man who wins all the time?
A: UWAN or EDWIN

Q: How do you confuse a blond?
A: Put 3 spades in front of her and tell her to take her pick.